Waiting sucks

Last week was an especially lame week for TV. It seemed like just about every show on every network took a break. And while FOX can blame it all on American Idol, there is just no excuse for the other networks.

At least Big Love was on. And boy was it good. I’m not sure how the writers are going to wrap all of the drama in just a few more episodes, but I’m excited to see them try. It’s nice to know that when the other networks are off, HBO is on.

Thinking about the end of Big Love, and anticipating Game of Thrones (more on that later), makes me even more excited for True Blood in June. And to be quite honest, the shirtless Eric promo that HBO posted this week doesn’t hurt either. Very nice. You’re welcome.

The fourth book in Charlaine Harris’s Southern Vampire series has always been my favorite (a consensus among fans). Without spoiling anything, let me just say that everything changes. The storylines that began at the end of last year (Sookie’s troubles with Bill, witches in Bon Temps, werewolf politics, Jason’s relationship with Crystal, werepanthers in Hotshot, and more) will likely all be important plots in season four. 

The anticipation is killing me. Perhaps a True Blood seasons past marathon is in order. With HBO Go, a new service for  cable subscribers, you can watch any episode of any HBO show online. It’s not available for Time Warner yet, but if you have another cable provider, you should look into it. It sounds pretty cool. For my part, I think I’ll queue up the DVDs on Netflix old school style, and try to ease my True Blood withdrawal symptoms.

Top ten moments from True Blood season 3 episode 2

Jason came in at #1 this week in my list of the top ten best moments.

Without further ado, my top ten from last night’s episode of True Blood, a funny, exciting and enthralling hour of TV.

  1. “Santa!?” Jason Stackhouse, how I love you. The best moment of this absolutely awesome hour of True Blood was when Jason replied to Sookie’s revelation about the existence of werewolves with questions about the existence of Bigfoot and Santa.
  2. Second best moment of the night, also a funny one, goes to Terry Bellefleur. The three reasons he listed for being trustworthy with children included nurturing an armadillo back to health and “I’ve never killed anyone by accident.”
  3. Chainsaw shopping with Jessica Hamby to conceal the dead trucker in Bill’s hidey hole, now a couple days ripe. Need I say more?
  4. Eric and Godrick were in the SS. The flashback scenes (as well as the post-mortem special feature propaganda video that you can watch here) revealed an interesting side of Eric and his maker, who believed that vampires should not be controlled by emotions. I loved that Godrick was back, even if only in flashback. Although he was a short-lived character, the dynamic between him and Eric was undoubtedly one of the highlights of season two. I cried when he met the dawn in Dallas.
  5. Who knew Bill could be so brutal? Of course, we have seen vampires covered in blood before on this show (remember the beginning of season two when Eric ripped that redneck to pieces?) but this was the first time I can remember Bill killing in such an animalistic way. He handily dispatched those werewolves in Mississippi and really set the stage for a bloody good episode.
  6. Dinner with Bill, the King of Mississippi and Talbot was interesting, to say the least. The sparkling blood and blood bisque were just a little gross, but did anyone else think the blood gelato looked a little delicious?
  7. There’s a new vamp in town, and he has his eye on Tara. The scene where Tara kicks redneck butt in the parking lot with the help of this handsome stranger (otherwise known as Cromwell from The Tudors) was a stand-out moment.
  8. It wouldn’t be True Blood without a cliffhanger, and this episode had a few (disappearance of the dead trucker’s body and the scene at Sookie’s house), but the moment that really had me amazed was Bill’s attack on Lorena.
  9. The introduction of Hotshot, a community on the periphery of Bon Temps. For many of you, this doesn’t mean much yet, but for those of us who have read Charlaine Harris’s books, this brief scene at a trailer park meth lab is just the beginning of things to come.
  10. “Oh Sookie” by Snoop Dogg. Thanks, for that, Snoop.